10 Reasons Why Republican Hecklers are like the Village Idiots in a Frankenstein Movie

1. If you call an intolerant sonofabitch an intolerant sonofabitch, and he acts like an intolerant sonofabitch, then he must be an intolerant sonofabitch.
2. We must understand that America was set up, despite democracy, or being a republic, or whatever you want to call it, on the basis of greed and selfishness, not what's best for the group as a whole. It's very hard to reason with people whose attitude is, I've got mine, fu'k you you fu'kin' nigger commie sonofabitch! For all the people out there who constantly harp on how wonderful America is, and it has positive aspects, the ugly side of it is in fact a reality. America was founded on grabbing, and taking, and sometimes murdering, and then denying the fruits to selected others who looked different.
3. Republicans are usually ignorant. They get their information from hate conservative radio and Fox hit-piece News.
4. Republican hecklers are really liberals who believe in big government, they're just too stupid to understand it. They don't mind the government throwing billions away each week nation-building in Iraq . They don't mind billions wasted on needless weapons systems when we can already implode the earth twelve times over. They don't mind either, both examples of big government. It's fine with them. It's sharing health care they don't like, especially with (in their mind) no-good immigrant bastards. Hypocritically, these Republicans are themselves the second generation children of no-good bastard immigrants who had no business coming here. If they hadn't, we wouldn't have the hecklers.
5. Republicans of the right are racist. They are still hurting that a person whom they think of as a darkie became president. The health care issue is a convenient outlet for this frustration.
6. These people have never read the famous Robert's Rules of Order, the classic treatise on how to maintain decorum at meetings to prevent lame-brain people from descending to a lower order of simian conduct like monkeys fighting over a coconut. If you mention the title of this book to a town-hall Republican, he'd say, "Who's Robert?"
7. These morons and cretins don't have smaller brains than you or I. They just don't use them. It's like a muscle you let atrophy, the brain. They are not like Spock in Star Trek, analytical. When you propose a plan, they do not ask you where you got your information or, what proof you have. Instead, they scream. Reactionaries are creatures of emotion. They get it in their head they've been done wrong, and then they lash out.
8. They have stupid leaders who cater to their stupidity, like Palin, who acts and talks like she has an IQ of 80, talking about health care death squads, talking in undecipherable gibberish, conducting interviews in front of chopped, throbbing turkey heads, talking about being on the front line fighting Russia from her neighborhood in Alaska, accusing the liberal media of mocking her child, while constantly referring herself to the child, using the child herself to gain feeble political clout.
9. Republican hecklers want the world to be a John Wayne movie, everybody white. But they won't serve. Twice the number of Democrats in Congress have served in the military as Republicans.
10. Hecklers heckle because they can't establish truth with facts. They are motivated by fear, like the villagers in the Frankenstein movie. Fear of foreigners, fear of homosexuals, fear of blacks, fear of change, fear of this, and that. Fear becomes hate.