I Predicted Jackson
Posted: Friday, June 26, 2009
by John Sammon
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Here we go again. Once again, I have predicted history correctly. If you read my list of predictions for 2009 I made back in January, you would see that I predicted that a major film or music star would suffer disgrace.
Walllaa! Michael Jackson.
Wait a minute you say. Michael Jackson died. He didn't suffer disgrace. Just wait a couple weeks. Dying was only the first part of the equation. Even now his fans are asking, what killed Jackson ? What mysterious thing happened?
Happens to em all. You see we live in a society that rewards the wrong kind of things. Being able to jump around with glitter in your hair and shriek in a high-pitched squeal before raving hordes of fans who act like sheep because they have no identity or sense of worth. Well, I won't go on. It's subjective. If you like that kind of thing, I'm happy for you.
The point here is that I'm the world's greatest clairvoyant. I predicted Hurricane Katrina a week before it happened with a story titled Doomsday Five (Katrina was a Class 5 storm), and I predicted the death of the TV crocodile hunter Steve Irwin. I warned him, but he didn't read my column.
Jackson . He was another big star who when his fans started to forget him and the sick society that built him up started to mock and throw him out, couldn't live in the weird surreal world he had created for himself. Forgetting is the worst part. Such performers can't stand to be out of the limelight, to be forgotten, a has-been.
Death is preferable.
There is a supreme ego that tells the performer that he is much more than just a puppet on a string who can jump around on stage and shriek at the top of their lungs.
People say he died too young. Not really. Not if you want a cult like Marilyn Monroe, or James Dean. I don't mean to sound cynical. But if you want a cult, you have to die young enough and in mysterious circumstances. It (death) has long been known in Hollywood as a "good career move."
Jackson died of an overdose.
I'm the world's greatest clairvoyant. I can tell the future. I've done it. You'd think the government would use me. For example, I can tell you right now we're going to have serious trouble with North Korea . You think anybody will listen? They will after the shit hits the fan.
I'll just keep on predicting, and being right about it. People will see that I've got the gift.
There have been several great clairvoyants down through history, including Crazy Horse, Rasputin, and now me.
I also predicted that Iraq would be a disaster and that Saddam Hussein would be caught and executed long before those events happened. I could go on but why bother?
Psychic ability is something that will, like the New World , be discovered.
Taa taa! For now.
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Top-level comments on this article: (2 total)You've got a gift, alright...bbbbssshhhtt....Excuse me, should have covered my nose.
Dear Anonymous - Or should I say, dis-believing strange one. Funny! As I read your comment for the first time, I just read where Jackson died of an overdose as determined by the coroner, released to the public (secretly) on this day, August 24.I guess I was right. Read my prediction of last January.JS
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