Page 1 of John Sammon's writing

1. The Great Obama Romney Debate When Obama debates Mitt Romney for the presidency of the United States, what will be said, what position will be taken by each man and what stance and mode of attack will each take? What are the predictions? Obama will no doubt seek to use his... (posted by John Sammon 61 days 10 hours ago.)

2. Government Uses Sgt. Bales as Poster Boy to Make War Look Good Sergeant Robert Bales, the soldier who killed 16 Afghan citizens including nine children, will be the poster boy the government punishes to make the War in Afghanistan look fair and just. Bales should be punished. But what about Sandoval, the... (posted by John Sammon 62 days 10 hours ago.)

3. Moses Santorum Rick Santorum is perhaps the first candidate in American political history openly using religion as a campaign issue against his opponents. I think he views himself as a kind of ballot-box Moses coming down the mountain with the carved tablets... (posted by John Sammon 67 days 22 hours ago.)

4. No Hillary Clinton, it's Who We Are Hillary Clinton said of the American soldier who massacred 16 people including women and children in Afghanistan, “that’s not who we are.” My response to that is, “yes it is.” Clinton’s statement is so... (posted by John Sammon 70 days ago.)

5. Limbaugh's Angry Oink Since it’s okay for Rush Limbaugh to resort to name-calling and over the air identify a young woman who testified before Congress in favor of contraceptive coverage as a “slut,” it’s okay for me to use this space to call... (posted by John Sammon 84 days 10 hours ago.)

6. Your Rights Removed It’s pathetic. When the government takes your rights under the Constitution away and you didn’t even know you had those rights to begin with----it makes the government’s job of undermining the Constitution easier. Let’s... (posted by John Sammon 88 days 22 hours ago.)

7. Iran Attack Coming There’s no way around it, war with Iran over its nuclear ambitions is almost inevitable. In fact, the situation today is reminiscent of the summer of 1914, when the military preparations of the countries of Europe, and the collective... (posted by John Sammon 90 days 13 hours ago.)

8. Is God a Man? Is God a man? Look at the depiction of God in the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel in Rome. He sure looks male, with powerful muscles and a white beard sitting on a cloud. When Michelangelo painted this masterpiece in the 16 th century, it was in... (posted by John Sammon 98 days 9 hours ago.)

9. It's Time for a Third Major Party It’s time for a major third party to compete for the White House if for no other reason than the injection of new blood and new ideas for a mix that has gone stale. Neither of the two traditional parties has shown they are capable of running... (posted by John Sammon 111 days 4 hours ago.)

10. Newt and Adolf's Compliant, Understanding Women The response from Newt Gingrich to the question at the debate asking him if he asked his wife for an “open marriage,” in other words the right to cheat on her right under her nose with her permission, and the reaction of the crowd in... (posted by John Sammon 125 days 3 hours ago.)

11. Vile Vials There's something about me that really angers people. A nice guy like me. Maybe it's because I'm so open, vulnerable, intelligent, handsome. I don't know. It's uncanny how I have this innocent ability to infuriate. If I could just channel... (posted by John Sammon 131 days 1 hour ago.)

12. Floot My Nooter All your life have you been burdened with an overwhelming sexual desire? That means you want to be doing it twenty-four hours a day. Why? Why were you cursed with this? You’re not happy. Who would be. Since you can't get enough (sex)... (posted by John Sammon 229 days 11 hours ago.)

13. An Interview with the World's Longest Surviving Severed Head We are interviewing Mr. Loren C. Vandersnarff, the world’s longest surviving severed head. Mr. Vandersnarff, welcome to our SearchWarp studio. Loren – Thank you John. SearchWarp – How did you come to be the world’s... (posted by John Sammon 258 days 8 hours ago.)

14. I'm the World's Largest Albino Pigmy I am the world's biggest.....albino Pigmy. You didn't know did you? The Pigmies don't either. They don't like the word Pigmy. Today, they go by the name "Baka." Three times I have applied for membership to the tribe, and three... (posted by John Sammon 351 days 10 hours ago.)

15. 10 Reasons Why Christmas is Ridiculous (Reader’s note: Click on link below story to view film clip) Can you see the logic? The close relationship, the natural progression, from one thought to the next? Each year at Christmas we celebrate the birth of a First Century... (posted by John Sammon 361 days 11 hours ago.)

16. I'm Mista' Fyed (A man comes into an office who has a New York accent, pronouncing mister like mistah). Okay, this should be easy. What’s your name? I’m Mista’ Fyed. You’re what? I’m Mista’ Fyed. You’re... (posted by John Sammon 1 year 56 days ago.)

17. Who Picks Military Names? Okay, who is it? Who is it at the Pentagon who picks the titles of U.S. military operations? Our newest action in Libya is called “Odyssey Dawn.” Odyssey Dawn? The dictionary definition for Odyssey is a “long... (posted by John Sammon 1 year 68 days ago.)

18. Slobs Take Over The rampant growth of slobism worldwide is as distressing as it is disappointing, and disproves Darwin's theory of evolution that things evolve for the better and more sophisticated. In short. Slobs are taking over. Think I'm wrong. Book an... (posted by John Sammon 1 year 70 days ago.)

19. Does Phone Sex Qualify as a Date? It depends on who you ask. Like the Bible, in can be interpreted in different ways. Whether something constitutes a date while holding a phone receiver depends on what you consider to be sex, a date, and most importantly, what you’re doing... (posted by John Sammon 1 year 120 days ago.)

20. Sam and Googie (Reader’s note): I’m seriously contemplating syndicating nationally a comic strip about two mischievous boys, and here is a preview for readers of 8 possible set-ups (scenes) for the strip. The boys’ names are Sam and Googie. Sam... (posted by John Sammon 1 year 134 days ago.)

21. The Pros and Cons of Spontaneous Human Combustion Spontaneous human combustion is the inexplicable catching fire or blowing up of a living human being for mysterious reasons. There are reportedly 200 cases of people who for no apparent reason, caught fire. Think of it, you’re walking down... (posted by John Sammon 1 year 139 days ago.)

22. Wikileaks Shows America is Not a Democracy Okay I'll confess. I have to admit I laughed, I'm delighted, and I feel a grim sense of amusement at the government's horrified, ballistic- angry response to the leak of classified materials by Wikileaks. Government bureaucrats are threatening... (posted by John Sammon 1 year 178 days ago.)

23. Withdraw John Wayne's Medal In 1979 Congress gave actor John Wayne a "Gold Medal" citing his heroics as an American patriot and I now formally ask Congress to rescind the award based on Wayne's being a slacker from World War II. The fact that Wayne was able to excite... (posted by John Sammon 1 year 265 days ago.)

24. Child Wanna-Bee Fame Seekers The ludicrous odyssey of the teenage girl attempting to sail around the world alone and who brought a firestorm of criticism down on her parents from people who fail to see the logic of casting a hapless youngster who knows how to sail alone and... (posted by John Sammon 1 year 348 days ago.)

25. How to Spot a Transvestite Cougar A cougar used to mean a wild, big blondish cat that lurked in remote parts of the United States, but also occasionally showed up in urban areas, for example late at night on a golf course near your house. Today, the word had taken on a completely... (posted by John Sammon 1 year 357 days ago.)